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Bike Rides Not Breathalyzer Rides

I finished the old fashioned just in time as the party was looking to trek on to another bar called Whiskey Bar.  It is a very apt name for the bar because they have a huge selection of whiskey and surely a fair number of people have let there and been pulled over and told to blow into a breathalyzer.  Any who, I decided that it was time to go and meet up with my girlfriend who is currently in the process of hating me and her friends at her colleague’s birthday party.  I biked there and it was like the most difficult bike ride of my life.  It wasn’t that far, only about two miles, but there is one hill that sits in the middle of the city at lincoln and sherman streets.  So I ride my bike down 17th street and right where it turns into 17th avenue, i have to ride up this hill to take a right on sherman street.  I coughed so much I’m pretty sure that I left my lungs on the street.  It was ridiculous as to how out of shape I am.  Thank you very much cigarettes.  I managed to get my bearings enough to realize that a car was coming down logan street, so I stopped at the red light.  I realized there was a cop just waiting for me to run the red light and pull me over.  Can you imagine getting a DUI and having to take the test of breathalyzers because you were biking drunk? Preposterous!

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